world-record-egg:

Okay but what about 1 million notes on an egg

hexglyphs:

women writing love songs: i am a wild, untamed, dangerous thing but you are a brave, reckless fool i am a siren luring helpless victims into my depths in my heart there is an unquenchable wildfire and i hope and fear it will consume me

men writing love songs: i love you, alive girl. i will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

goldfyshie927:

the-armed-utahn:

gayasinnotqueer:

bloodytales:

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

Ladies lift some weights

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

officialunitedstates:

fandomaddictwut:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

girls aren’t very good at video games

they’re extremely good and im afraid

Maybe you could ask a girl to teach you how to be better at video games? If you are nice to them, most of them will be nice back. Some girls are mean, just like some of all people are mean. But most people, including girls, are nice and will probably share their knowledge with you.

really good breakdown of girls thanks

alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream